Mr Bigleys
Moral Fluidity, Another War, And Other Things I'll Bring To The Oval Office
Ends up, they're really not all that different - hookers and fleshlights. Both are good for one thing, and neither have much hope for the...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jan 14, 2021
- 7 min
A Bag Of Dog Poo, A USPS Drop-Box, and a Cult. How One Bad Decision Led Me To Join QAnon
Back in 2016, if you were to tell me that in just a few years I'd be associated with a conspiracy organization deeply rooted in a...
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Mr Bigleys
- Nov 5, 2020
- 5 min
What Now? A Search For Meaning After The Election
Barring the threat of any real lawsuits or accusations of voter fraud, it appears that Joe Biden will be our next president of the United...
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Mr Bigleys
- Sep 24, 2020
- 6 min
7 Steps on How To Pander To White Voters: A Guide For Presidential Candidates
It's been just over a year since I wrote the award-winning political guide, 7 Steps on How To Pander To Black Voters: A Guide For White...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jun 10, 2020
- 7 min
Truck Squatting - The Dark Underbelly Of America
It's been almost three weeks since I've arrived in Florida, and I have to say - it's not so bad here. Obviously, it can go without saying...
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Mr Bigleys
- Dec 27, 2019
- 2 min
CBC’s Decision To Cut Trump Out Of Home Alone 2 Is An Act Of Terrorism - Here's Why
Here at FaHooNews.com, we prefer to stay out of politics when we can. It’s just not our lane. Why challenge Michael Jordan to a...
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Mr Bigleys
- Nov 12, 2019
- 3 min
BREAKING: The United Elf Workers Union Goes on Strike, Leaving X-Mas in Peril
THIS JUST IN: The United Elf Workers union (UEW) has officially gone on strike, leaving Christmas in peril. Rumors of a potential strike...
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Mr Bigleys
- Oct 31, 2019
- 2 min
Dog Wearing MAGA Hat Who Killed Prominent Muslim Leader, Honored By Trump
Un-fucking believable. Our orange 'leader' is at it again. Let's hear him try to mansplain this… See, when I woke up this morning and saw...
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Mr Bigleys
- Oct 11, 2019
- 4 min
Rumor Alert: Original Cast Of “Whistleblowers” Envious Of New Member’s Early Stardom
How does the original cast of Whistleblowers feel about it's new cast members? I ask Edward Snowden to find out.
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Mr Bigleys
- May 20, 2019
- 3 min
How the Anti-Abortion Movement is Causing More Instances of Domestic Terrorism
Abortion has long been a touchy subject. The opinion's on abortion appears to be split down the middle. Pro-Life argues on the basis that...
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Mr Bigleys
- Dec 7, 2018
- 2 min
Trump Eradicates Global Warming
You might be thinking, "Mr Bigleys, how did Trump eradicate global warming if it's a proven fact that global warming is just a Soros...
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