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Mr Bigleys

Mar 27
7 min

The Holy Bracket - The First Ever Tournament Between Religious Leaders

With the Coronavirus forcing every major sporting event to cancel, one tournament still remained. Sports fans across the world had it marked in their calenda...

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Mr Bigleys

Mar 20
2 min

NOW HIRING: (W)horoscope Writer / Cult Member

Description: Are you looking to fill that void your father left in you years ago? Do you use crystals to recharge your batteries? Are you someone who used yo...

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Mr Bigleys

Mar 17
3 min

Quarantine Thoughts Pt. 1

March 17th, 2020: Day 5 of the quarantine It's been just about 120 hours since the NBA canceled their season, the NCAA cut March Madness, and I started takin...

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Mr Bigleys

Mar 14
2 min

Part Deux: Think Terminal Cancer Is Tough? Try Being A Nurse (Corona Edition)

Months ago, I decided to ask the world a simple question: Is nursing harder to survive than terminal cancer? The question came to me after I had an epiphany:...

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Mr Bigleys

Feb 24
5 min

BREAKING: First iPhone To Become President of FaHooNews.com Has Passed Away At Age 7

(Oscar Nominated Documentary The Funeral At Bottom Of Page) It brings me a great amount of sorrow to announce the passing of my friend, the president of FaHo...

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Mr Bigleys

Jan 31
6 min

Kobe Was An Asshole And That’s Why I Loved Him. Here Are 6 Of His Funniest Asshole Moments

With the passing of Kobe Bryant, I wasn't sure if I should post anything this week. There's something that feels weird — even for me — about making jokes whe...

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Mr Bigleys

Jan 8
3 min

A Guide To Gaining Clout From The Australia Bushfires

Set the alarms because 2020 is starting off HOT for activism clout. In case you've missed it, Australia is on fire – the whole thing. Luckily for us, an arra...

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Mr Bigleys

Dec 24, 2019
3 min

BREAKING: Pope Francis Announces New Podcast

Big news coming out of the Vatican today: Pope Francis announced that he'd officially be joining the podcasting industry. Dubbed the "progressive pope," Fran...

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Mr Bigleys

Dec 19, 2019
3 min

2020's Next Trend: Mini Man Missiles

Fashion trends are continually cycling in and out of style. What was once in, will go out, only to make a triumphant return. Take 2019 as an example: Girls m...

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Mr Bigleys

Dec 6, 2019
3 min

Well, I Guess I'm Gay

When I woke up - today felt like any other day. I rolled out of bed, took a shower, got ready for work, and hopped in my car to drive to the office. Little d...

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Mr Bigleys

Nov 30, 2019
3 min

Farmington University: Another Example of College Admission’s Racist Biases

Shocking news coming out of Farmington, Michigan, this week. The prestigious Farmington University (FU) has been shut down after being unmasked as an ICE ope...

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Mr Bigleys

Nov 19, 2019
4 min

PTSD Files: My Sex Scandal As An 8-Year-Old Spy

When I wrote the article about my PTSD as a Modern Warfare veteran, I was unsure how the public would take it. I debated for minutes whether I should put mys...

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Mr Bigleys

Nov 14, 2019
2 min

BREAKING: Influencers Migrating To LinkedIn After IG Eliminates Likes

This past week, Instagram announced they would start hiding likes on a user's profile in certain parts of America. The company has been testing the idea for ...

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Mr Bigleys

Nov 12, 2019
3 min

BREAKING: The United Elf Workers Union Goes on Strike, Leaving X-Mas in Peril

THIS JUST IN: The United Elf Workers union (UEW) has officially gone on strike, leaving Christmas in peril. Rumors of a potential strike have been swirling f...

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Mr Bigleys

Nov 1, 2019
2 min

Dog Wearing MAGA Hat Who Killed Prominent Muslim Leader, Honored By Trump

Un-fucking believable. Our orange 'leader' is at it again. Let's hear him try to mansplain this… See, when I woke up this morning and saw that Trump had twee...

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Mr Bigleys

Oct 24, 2019
3 min

Outrage Ensues After Dallas Weatherman Delay's Tornado Warning For Cowboy's Game

NBC 5, a local Dallas station, has been under fire after making what's being called a "careless" decision during the Dallas Cowboys vs. Philadelphia Eagles g...

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Mr Bigleys

Oct 23, 2019
3 min

After Election Victory, Trudeau Announces He'll Wear "High-Yellow" Face To Be Obama For Halloween

It's official: Justin Trudeau will serve a second term as Canada's prime minister. The election was neck and neck with Trudeau narrowly edging out his conser...

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Mr Bigleys

Oct 17, 2019
3 min

Man Jailed After Knowingly Infecting 250 Individuals With B.V.

Justin Gurn out of Dayton, Ohio, has been arrested and charged after knowingly infecting over 250 people with Bad Vibes (B.V.). Police are yet to find a defi...

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Mr Bigleys

Oct 16, 2019
5 min

Controversial Fantasy League Commissioner, Jeff Stark, Steps Down After Embezzlement Charges

As any team owner knows, the world of fantasy football is not for the faint of heart. It requires a person to make cut-throat decisions day in and day out. W...

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Mr Bigleys

Oct 12, 2019
4 min

Rumor Alert: Original Cast Of “Whistleblowers” Envious Of New Member’s Early Stardom

How does the original cast of Whistleblowers feel about it's new cast members? I ask Edward Snowden to find out.

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The Holy Bracket - The First Ever Tournament Between Religious Leaders

NOW HIRING: (W)horoscope Writer / Cult Member

Quarantine Thoughts Pt. 1

Part Deux: Think Terminal Cancer Is Tough? Try Being A Nurse (Corona Edition)

BREAKING: First iPhone To Become President of FaHooNews.com Has Passed Away At Age 7

Kobe Was An Asshole And That’s Why I Loved Him. Here Are 6 Of His Funniest Asshole Moments

A Guide To Gaining Clout From The Australia Bushfires

BREAKING: Pope Francis Announces New Podcast

2020's Next Trend: Mini Man Missiles

Well, I Guess I'm Gay

Farmington University: Another Example of College Admission’s Racist Biases

PTSD Files: My Sex Scandal As An 8-Year-Old Spy

BREAKING: Influencers Migrating To LinkedIn After IG Eliminates Likes

BREAKING: The United Elf Workers Union Goes on Strike, Leaving X-Mas in Peril

Dog Wearing MAGA Hat Who Killed Prominent Muslim Leader, Honored By Trump

Outrage Ensues After Dallas Weatherman Delay's Tornado Warning For Cowboy's Game

After Election Victory, Trudeau Announces He'll Wear "High-Yellow" Face To Be Obama For Halloween

Man Jailed After Knowingly Infecting 250 Individuals With B.V.

Controversial Fantasy League Commissioner, Jeff Stark, Steps Down After Embezzlement Charges

Rumor Alert: Original Cast Of “Whistleblowers” Envious Of New Member’s Early Stardom

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