Mr Bigleys
Moral Fluidity, Another War, And Other Things I'll Bring To The Oval Office
Ends up, they're really not all that different - hookers and fleshlights. Both are good for one thing, and neither have much hope for the...
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Mr Bigleys
- Apr 9, 2021
- 4 min
Women, Blacks, Now Asians? Who Do We Humanize Next?That, and the Media's Denial of Transracism.
UGH….It’s like every time I turn on the news, there’s a new group of people I’m expected to humanize. Black people were easy, seeing as...
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Mr Bigleys
- Mar 26, 2021
- 7 min
I Am Not Your Therapist
A concerning trend has taken over our nation: People won't stop talking about their mental health. Don't get me wrong: At first, it was...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jan 22, 2021
- 4 min
Controversial Writer And My Grandpa, T.W. Bigleys, Fired From Retirement Home's Newspaper
Growing up, we all have someone we look up to and aspire to be. For me, that person was my grandfather, T.W. Bigleys. He spent most of...
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Mr Bigleys
- Nov 5, 2020
- 5 min
What Now? A Search For Meaning After The Election
Barring the threat of any real lawsuits or accusations of voter fraud, it appears that Joe Biden will be our next president of the United...
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Mr Bigleys
- Oct 23, 2020
- 4 min
Hallmark's Attempt At Edgy Cards Backfires; Gets Axe After Controversy
With the COVID-19 pandemic dragging on, businesses across America continue to find themselves taking desperate chances in hopes of...
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Mr Bigleys
- Oct 12, 2020
- 4 min
Eight Grounded As Game of Cops And Protesters Turns Violent
Breaking News coming out of the local Metro-Detroit neighborhood, Shady Acres - Eight children have been detained and grounded for three...
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Mr Bigleys
- Oct 2, 2020
- 4 min
Millions Of Farm(ville)ers Out Of Job Following Shutdown
Breaking News coming out of San Francisco, CA - Millions of American farmers have found themselves out of work after the agriculture...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jul 30, 2020
- 6 min
How The IRS Revealed I Was Adopted and Taught Me Sympathy
I think we can all agree that 2020 will be a year we’ll never forget...except for my Grandma. She has dementia; She’ll definitely forget…...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jun 10, 2020
- 7 min
Truck Squatting - The Dark Underbelly Of America
It's been almost three weeks since I've arrived in Florida, and I have to say - it's not so bad here. Obviously, it can go without saying...
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Mr Bigleys
- May 17, 2020
- 3 min
Pro’s and Con’s Of The Corona Virus
At this point, it feels like every other article I write is about Corona. I used to think I was creative, finding different ways to grab...
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Mr Bigleys
- Mar 27, 2020
- 7 min
The Holy Bracket - The First Ever Tournament Between Religious Leaders
With the Coronavirus forcing every major sporting event to cancel, one tournament still remained. Sports fans across the world had it...
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Mr Bigleys
- Mar 19, 2020
- 2 min
NOW HIRING: (W)horoscope Writer / Cult Member
Description: Are you looking to fill that void your father left in you years ago? Do you use crystals to recharge your batteries? Are you...
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Mr Bigleys
- Mar 17, 2020
- 3 min
Quarantine Thoughts Pt. 1
March 17th, 2020: Day 5 of the quarantine It's been just about 120 hours since the NBA canceled their season, the NCAA cut March Madness,...
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Mr Bigleys
- Mar 14, 2020
- 2 min
Part Deux: Think Terminal Cancer Is Tough? Try Being A Nurse (Corona Edition)
Months ago, I decided to ask the world a simple question: Is nursing harder to survive than terminal cancer? The question came to me...
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Mr Bigleys
- Feb 24, 2020
- 5 min
BREAKING: First iPhone To Become President of FaHooNews.com Has Passed Away At Age 7
(Oscar Nominated Documentary The Funeral At Bottom Of Page) It brings me a great amount of sorrow to announce the passing of my friend,...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jan 30, 2020
- 6 min
Kobe Was An Asshole And That’s Why I Loved Him. Here Are 6 Of His Funniest Asshole Moments
With the passing of Kobe Bryant, I wasn't sure if I should post anything this week. There's something that feels weird — even for me —...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jan 7, 2020
- 3 min
A Guide To Gaining Clout From The Australia Bushfires
Set the alarms because 2020 is starting off HOT for activism clout. In case you've missed it, Australia is on fire – the whole thing....
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Mr Bigleys
- Dec 24, 2019
- 3 min
BREAKING: Pope Francis Announces New Podcast
Big news coming out of the Vatican today: Pope Francis announced that he'd officially be joining the podcasting industry. Dubbed the...
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Mr Bigleys
- Dec 18, 2019
- 3 min
2020's Next Trend: Mini Man Missiles
Fashion trends are continually cycling in and out of style. What was once in, will go out, only to make a triumphant return. Take 2019 as...
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