Mr Bigleys
Moral Fluidity, Another War, And Other Things I'll Bring To The Oval Office
Ends up, they're really not all that different - hookers and fleshlights. Both are good for one thing, and neither have much hope for the...
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Mr Bigleys
- May 27, 2021
- 11 min
My Quest For A Personality
With the 2021 World Grand Re-Opening upon us, millions of American’s across the interwebs are scrambling as they come to the realization...
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Mr Bigleys
- Mar 6, 2021
- 7 min
How I Want To Be Remembered When I Join The 27 Club
It's that time of year again: The anniversary of my mother and father's "biggest mistake," or what I choose to refer to as "my birthday."...
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Mr Bigleys
- Feb 19, 2021
- 4 min
4 Point Plan To Profit From Your Victimhood
In today's social media-driven world, it's important to realize that each and every one of us has our very own "brand" to uphold and...
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Mr Bigleys
- Oct 29, 2020
- 9 min
Read "A Child Called It," and Other Questionable Recommendations My Parent’s Gave Me As A Child
Mental health is something I've always considered myself a major advocate for; Not by example, of course. Dad always said feelings are...
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Mr Bigleys
- Sep 24, 2020
- 6 min
7 Steps on How To Pander To White Voters: A Guide For Presidential Candidates
It's been just over a year since I wrote the award-winning political guide, 7 Steps on How To Pander To Black Voters: A Guide For White...
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Mr Bigleys
- Sep 17, 2020
- 4 min
How To Reform The Public’s Opinion On Your God Awful Fantasy Team
NFL week 1 is in the books, and your fantasy team is already falling apart. By no means did this hit you by surprise; The team looks like...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jul 9, 2020
- 4 min
3-Star Yelper's and Other Deranged People That The FBI Should Keep Their Eye On
1…People Who Give 3 Star Reviews On Yelp These people…these people are living proof that God is not perfect, dare I sat it…real. Listen,...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jul 2, 2020
- 6 min
Vegas Odds: Next Week’s Twitter Cancellation's
Thanks to the exceptional reporters at FaHoo, we were able to access next week's odd's on who's most likely to be canceled. Besides, with...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jun 24, 2020
- 5 min
Pretending Hammocking Is A Legit Activity And 7 Other Things People Should Stop Doing
1. Saying “Half/Quarter Past (Insert Time)” Don't get me wrong; it's charming when grandparents use this phrase. When I was a kid, my...
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Mr Bigleys
- May 26, 2020
- 6 min
#VanLifeButActuallyA2009HondaFitLife - My Travel Guide From Michigan To Florida
This past Friday, I made the decision to pack my things and head south to my parent's condo in Florida. Now - before the critics start to...
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Mr Bigleys
- May 13, 2020
- 5 min
A Guide To Social Media Condolences
Death — or what some people refer to as the most underrated stage of life...Everyone is guaranteed to encounter death at some point, and...
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Mr Bigleys
- Apr 14, 2020
- 3 min
The Quarantine Cocktail Book
Is the quarantine finally getting to you? Don't know when you'll be able to roam freely? Missing your friends? Here at FaHoo, we're not...
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Mr Bigleys
- Mar 10, 2020
- 9 min
My Open Apology Letter
As some of you may already know, I believe in everything Joe Rogan says or does. Everyone has their rock: Some people go to church,...
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Mr Bigleys
- Feb 19, 2020
- 6 min
Another Round Of Important Questions I Need Answered
1…Should We Fear Yahoo's Body Language Experts More Than Facial Recognition After watching this Vice documentary about how China uses...
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Mr Bigleys
- Feb 6, 2020
- 6 min
Bigleys 6 Essential Gym Rules
1…Put Away Your Dick If we could all, somehow, obtain 5-7% of the confidence that exists within old men in locker rooms sporting 3-inch...
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Mr Bigleys
- Feb 4, 2020
- 4 min
5 Simple Steps To Pull Off The Perfect DIY Funeral
Great news — Your last living parent finally croaked. For years Mom's been draining your inheritance with her absurd living costs. Sure,...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jan 30, 2020
- 6 min
Kobe Was An Asshole And That’s Why I Loved Him. Here Are 6 Of His Funniest Asshole Moments
With the passing of Kobe Bryant, I wasn't sure if I should post anything this week. There's something that feels weird — even for me —...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jan 16, 2020
- 6 min
My Top 10 Most Urgent Questions About Life
Since the dawn of time, humans have pondered life's most profound questions. Whether it was Aristotle or the average Joe, everyone is on...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jan 7, 2020
- 3 min
A Guide To Gaining Clout From The Australia Bushfires
Set the alarms because 2020 is starting off HOT for activism clout. In case you've missed it, Australia is on fire – the whole thing....
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