Mr Bigleys
Moral Fluidity, Another War, And Other Things I'll Bring To The Oval Office
Ends up, they're really not all that different - hookers and fleshlights. Both are good for one thing, and neither have much hope for the...
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Mr Bigleys
- May 27, 2021
- 11 min
My Quest For A Personality
With the 2021 World Grand Re-Opening upon us, millions of American’s across the interwebs are scrambling as they come to the realization...
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Mr Bigleys
- Apr 9, 2021
- 4 min
Women, Blacks, Now Asians? Who Do We Humanize Next?That, and the Media's Denial of Transracism.
UGH….It’s like every time I turn on the news, there’s a new group of people I’m expected to humanize. Black people were easy, seeing as...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jan 14, 2021
- 7 min
A Bag Of Dog Poo, A USPS Drop-Box, and a Cult. How One Bad Decision Led Me To Join QAnon
Back in 2016, if you were to tell me that in just a few years I'd be associated with a conspiracy organization deeply rooted in a...
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Mr Bigleys
- Nov 5, 2020
- 5 min
What Now? A Search For Meaning After The Election
Barring the threat of any real lawsuits or accusations of voter fraud, it appears that Joe Biden will be our next president of the United...
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Mr Bigleys
- Oct 2, 2020
- 4 min
Millions Of Farm(ville)ers Out Of Job Following Shutdown
Breaking News coming out of San Francisco, CA - Millions of American farmers have found themselves out of work after the agriculture...
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Mr Bigleys
- Sep 24, 2020
- 6 min
7 Steps on How To Pander To White Voters: A Guide For Presidential Candidates
It's been just over a year since I wrote the award-winning political guide, 7 Steps on How To Pander To Black Voters: A Guide For White...
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Mr Bigleys
- Sep 4, 2020
- 4 min
Would Twitter Threads Have Stopped Hitler?
Contrary to popular belief, I do have some reading capabilities. Even though my bro-shaman, Joe Rogan, swears by listening to audiobooks...
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Mr Bigleys
- May 17, 2020
- 3 min
Pro’s and Con’s Of The Corona Virus
At this point, it feels like every other article I write is about Corona. I used to think I was creative, finding different ways to grab...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jan 7, 2020
- 3 min
A Guide To Gaining Clout From The Australia Bushfires
Set the alarms because 2020 is starting off HOT for activism clout. In case you've missed it, Australia is on fire – the whole thing....
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Mr Bigleys
- Dec 27, 2019
- 2 min
CBC’s Decision To Cut Trump Out Of Home Alone 2 Is An Act Of Terrorism - Here's Why
Here at FaHooNews.com, we prefer to stay out of politics when we can. It’s just not our lane. Why challenge Michael Jordan to a...
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Mr Bigleys
- Nov 29, 2019
- 3 min
Farmington University: Another Example of College Admission’s Racist Biases
Shocking news coming out of Farmington, Michigan, this week. The prestigious Farmington University (FU) has been shut down after being...
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Mr Bigleys
- Oct 31, 2019
- 2 min
Dog Wearing MAGA Hat Who Killed Prominent Muslim Leader, Honored By Trump
Un-fucking believable. Our orange 'leader' is at it again. Let's hear him try to mansplain this… See, when I woke up this morning and saw...
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Mr Bigleys
- Oct 23, 2019
- 3 min
After Election Victory, Trudeau Announces He'll Wear "High-Yellow" Face To Be Obama For Halloween
It's official: Justin Trudeau will serve a second term as Canada's prime minister. The election was neck and neck with Trudeau narrowly...
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Mr Bigleys
- Oct 11, 2019
- 4 min
Rumor Alert: Original Cast Of “Whistleblowers” Envious Of New Member’s Early Stardom
How does the original cast of Whistleblowers feel about it's new cast members? I ask Edward Snowden to find out.
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Mr Bigleys
- Oct 9, 2019
- 3 min
7 Bumper Stickers That Should Come With AIDS
1) Baby On Board NOT ONCE…Not once in my life have I ever been in the midst of rear-ending someone, spotted their baby on board sticker,...
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Mr Bigleys
- Aug 29, 2019
- 4 min
Breaking Down the 2020 (Elementary) Election
The 2020 Election is projected to be the closest in year. Who will win the 4th grade class Presidency?
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Mr Bigleys
- Aug 19, 2019
- 3 min
How The Largest Protest Was Created By A Dog
A protest people are calling "the largest protest never to get anything done."
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Mr Bigleys
- Jun 27, 2019
- 4 min
AN ADVERTISING EXEC'S CLIMB TO THE TOP THAT YOU HAVE TO HEAR TO BELIEVE
You won't believe this Advertising Executives insane path to riches and fame.
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Mr Bigleys
- Jun 4, 2019
- 2 min
The US Government Has Unleashed It’s Next Step to Make America Exclusive Again (MAEA)
It’s no secret what FaHooNews.com thinks of the governments marketing strategies as of late: GENIUS. Bigleys won’t go back into detail of...
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