Mr Bigleys
Moral Fluidity, Another War, And Other Things I'll Bring To The Oval Office
Ends up, they're really not all that different - hookers and fleshlights. Both are good for one thing, and neither have much hope for the...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jul 9, 2021
- 8 min
Are We In A Sub Victimhood Bubble?
At no time in the history of human beings has the world’s population had more access to information than we do now. Yet, somehow, it...
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Mr Bigleys
- May 27, 2021
- 11 min
My Quest For A Personality
With the 2021 World Grand Re-Opening upon us, millions of American’s across the interwebs are scrambling as they come to the realization...
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Mr Bigleys
- Feb 19, 2021
- 4 min
4 Point Plan To Profit From Your Victimhood
In today's social media-driven world, it's important to realize that each and every one of us has our very own "brand" to uphold and...
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Mr Bigleys
- Feb 5, 2021
- 9 min
4 Quick Tips To Boost Your Social Score And Move Up In Class
The term "social score" can be quickly defined as a person's standing in society. It determines who your friends are, the places you hang...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jan 14, 2021
- 7 min
A Bag Of Dog Poo, A USPS Drop-Box, and a Cult. How One Bad Decision Led Me To Join QAnon
Back in 2016, if you were to tell me that in just a few years I'd be associated with a conspiracy organization deeply rooted in a...
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Mr Bigleys
- Dec 10, 2020
- 6 min
Hasbro's Promise For More Realistic "Monopoly" Backfires
It's been eighty-five years since the Parker brothers published their legendary game, Monopoly. Their vision for the game was to present...
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Mr Bigleys
- Nov 13, 2020
- 5 min
Enough of the Fat Shaming: Being Fat Is Phat, Yo.
In today's day and age, the societal views and conversations surrounding "obesity" radiate's negativity. Contrary to popular belief, this...
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Mr Bigleys
- Oct 23, 2020
- 4 min
Hallmark's Attempt At Edgy Cards Backfires; Gets Axe After Controversy
With the COVID-19 pandemic dragging on, businesses across America continue to find themselves taking desperate chances in hopes of...
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Mr Bigleys
- Aug 18, 2020
- 5 min
An Article Celebrating My Bravery - How I Adopted a Dog AND Survived COVID
With the COVID pandemic entering its sixth month of ruining my life, it's been easy to look past the everyday heroes working in the...
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Mr Bigleys
- Aug 6, 2020
- 5 min
My Self Intervention and Living As A Recovering Douche Bag
Being a douche bag is just like any other addiction: Every morning I wake up is another day I might relapse. I’m not perfect - I think...
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Mr Bigleys
- Jul 23, 2020
- 5 min
Are Shock Collars Ok To Use On Children? Parent Reddit Debates
It’s very common that you’ll find me lost in my own thoughts throughout the day. Some label me a daydreamer, others use the term...
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Mr Bigleys
- May 28, 2020
- 6 min
Karen 'Gon Give It To Ya - Translating DMX To Karenese (Language of Karen's)
Following the recent news story about a New York Karen calling the police on yet another person - this time an African American...
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Mr Bigleys
- May 26, 2020
- 6 min
#VanLifeButActuallyA2009HondaFitLife - My Travel Guide From Michigan To Florida
This past Friday, I made the decision to pack my things and head south to my parent's condo in Florida. Now - before the critics start to...
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Mr Bigleys
- Apr 24, 2020
- 2 min
Dear Bigleys - My New Advice Column
Since I first set out to spread the good word of Bigleys, I've challenged myself to continue to grow and evolve as a person. I won't be...
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Mr Bigleys
- Feb 27, 2020
- 5 min
My Extremely Long-Winded Reasoning Behind Pissing In The Short Urinal
There've been times in my life when I realize things are going a little too well. As a 25-year vet in this game of life, I know that a...
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Mr Bigleys
- Dec 24, 2019
- 3 min
BREAKING: Pope Francis Announces New Podcast
Big news coming out of the Vatican today: Pope Francis announced that he'd officially be joining the podcasting industry. Dubbed the...
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Mr Bigleys
- Dec 5, 2019
- 3 min
Well, I Guess I'm Gay
When I woke up - today felt like any other day. I rolled out of bed, took a shower, got ready for work, and hopped in my car to drive to...
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Mr Bigleys
- Oct 23, 2019
- 3 min
After Election Victory, Trudeau Announces He'll Wear "High-Yellow" Face To Be Obama For Halloween
It's official: Justin Trudeau will serve a second term as Canada's prime minister. The election was neck and neck with Trudeau narrowly...
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Mr Bigleys
- Aug 26, 2019
- 5 min
Controversial Foster Home Hires Big Time Ad Agency
Is advertising orphans ethical? The debate carries on.
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