McKrae Game, the former conversion therapy founder, has reportedly relapsed on the gay. McKrae is notoriously known for his anti-gay organization, Hope for Wholeness. The group claims to rehab the homosexuals back into good, God-loving Christians.
Before starting the organization, McKrae had dealt with some fruity demons of his own. At age 18, he began to give into his silly little demons by attending gay events and hanging around gay bars. With the help of a conversion counselor, he was eventually able to straighten up his Queermons by turning to heterosexual God. After beating the gay, he went on to marry his wife, Julie, in 1998. Only one year later, he would create the gay conversion organization, Hope for Wholeness. McKrae ran the organization until 2017 but was fired following multiple relapses. He admitted to watching gay porn and even having an affair with a man while married to his wife.
Eventually, McKrae lost all control. A source close to the situation says that they can’t get McKrae to leave his adorable little house. Walking into the home, it’s evident that McKrae has been on a gay bender. His neighbors say he’s been staying up until the early hours of the morning snorting cum and blasting music by Wham!
To confirm the rumors, FaHooNews.com reached out to his former organization, Hope for Wholeness, for comment. Their quote follows as such; “From our understanding, the rumors are true. McKrae has, in fact, relapsed on the fairy dust. One of our undercover investigators has reported back saying that McKrae has been getting stuffed like an Oreo.
He claims that Mr. Game has developed an eye seeing problem and that he’s now so gay that he can’t even see straight. McKrae, and we hate to see this, has been having train ran on him for weeks. His neighbors refer to him as ‘Thomas the Train’ due to loudly yelling during the devil’s intercourse. “I think I can, I think I can.” We’re happy to report that we have begun rehab by stealing his rainbow f(l)ag outside his house.”
We asked Hope for Wholeness if they will disassociate themselves with Mr. Game. They claim that they believe this to be just a stage. Hope for Wholeness is fully confident that he’s just acting out and trying to get attention after the organization fired him.
Unfortunately, there’s not much we can do for Mr. McKrae besides pray...Pray that his fairy demons are expelled from his body before he inevitably gets AID’s, overdoses on cum, and eternally burns in Hell. We encourage you to show McKrae support by using the hashtag, #Pray4McGay.
To finish, please follow along in prayer:
Our Father, who art in Heaven,
How is McKrae this gay,
Thy train has come,
It will be run,
On McKrae as it is in Heaven,
Give us our day our daily bread,
And forgive us our trespasses,
As we forgive those who trespass our anal,
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from gays
AMEN